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James Mulva, CEO for ConocoPhillips, holdt en tale 18. februar i London der jeg fant følgende humoritiske poeng (Han snakker om oljenæringens image og behov for mer stakeholderkontakt):

It’s like the executive who was walking down the street when he saw a small child being  attacked by a Rottweiller. Without hesitating, he grabbed the dog with his bare hands and wrestled it to the ground. After a life-and-death struggle, he subdued it and rescued the child. As he lay there bleeding, a passing journalist ran over to ask what happened. “What a story!’ he said when told the details. “Local hero saves child. By the way, what do you do?” “I’m an oil company CEO,” was the answer. And the next day the headline read, “Corporate fat cat strangles family pet.”

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